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Monday, July 10, 2006

Is It Just Me?
by Grimblefig

Am I the only one who can see that live-action retreads of animated shows are generally a bad idea? More generally, modern remakes of old TV shows are a bad idea. One of two things always happens: Either they stick strictly to the original material, keeping the style as close to the original as possible -- which leaves it stiff and two-dimensional to today's audiences; or they "modernize" or "re-imagine" it -- which usually makes it so far from the original as to be almost unrecognizable.

By way of example:
The Flintstonessucked. the sequels moreso
Rocky and Bullwinklesucked
Casperwas okay til the end, then it sucked. The sequels just plain sucked
Inspector Gadgetsucked like a black hole, then they have the nerve to make a sequel with a different actor in the title role.
Garfieldsucked -- I mean really, Bill Murray?
...you get the idea.

So now they want to make a live-action version of Speed Racer? It was proposed by Vince Vaughn (who, of course, will be in it), and will be written and directed by the Wachowski brothers -- why do I get the feeling I am going to hate it?

Does anybody in Hollywood have an original idea anymore?

And, yes, I know about the superhero movies. Just remember, those were comic books before they were cartoons. And they have had their share of suckage over the years. Anyone remeber the Spiderman live-action TV series? The Hulk (yes, it was a popular series, but as a translation of the comic book, it was pretty bad)? Don't get me started on that awful recent Hulk movie.

Maybe a group of us can get together and buy these people a clue.

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Comments:
Comment posted by Blogger Jules : 11:31 PM
Its not only you. I wish Hollywood would just leave stuff like that alone. They can't get it right; there is always something missing.

Sometimes the movies are ENTERTAINING, but as a rule they usually screw things up royally. The newest Batman movie was a pretty interesting thing - providing a pseudo-plausible explanation of why Bruce Wayne would have any fighting ability. I must have missed it in the comics, but I could never understand why Batman had any street smarts or was able to win any sort of street fight with a villain.

I hear they are about to defile another TV show - Miami Vice. You might recall the obligatory Crockett & Tubbs movie poster I had on my wall back at Purdue. I freely admit I was a devoted fan of that campy classic - I don't think I can stand to see these actors screw it up. After suffering through Starsky & Hutch (What the hell was THAT all about!!!), and avoiding the Dukes of Hazzard like the plague - I think this will be yet another Hollywood copy I will miss. Colin Farrell needs to call his agent, he's getting screwed BIG TIME.

Original ideas?? I wish!
 
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